This man on the bus was insane. He wasn't talking to me but I was evesdropping on his conversation with this girl he clearly just met. If she wasn't on the bus I probably would have been her. Anyway first he's talking about trying to get his british passport because of being from some island that used to be under britsh rule but is not any longer hasn't been for awhile and how he was on his way to the library to find out ways to like out smart the government into this. Then he lapses into how terrible the transit system is but was really complaining about taxis when they are private not public. He got to his stop and picked up 50 million bags of empty cans and left. The girl looked like she was going to kill herself. I hope he dosn't think England is a better place just because it somewhere else.
and thats why I don't drive cars.
I spent all weekend building a boardwalk and a beach and looking at weird bugs and intermitandly dancing to braodway music on the boat. Did you know the guy who wrote "Escape" like the pina colada song ... IF YOU LIKE PINA COLADA'S AND GETTING LOST IN THE RAIN... yeah that one. Well yeah he wrote two musicals. Also the original lyrics were "If you like Humphrey Bogart and getting lost in the rain." But he changed that an hour before he recorded. He would probably have nothing if he didn't change those lyrics.
How hard would it be to become a xylophone player in a jazz band?
(11:13:35) anna - A-BOOT: i dunno if there is jazz xylophone
(11:13:42) anna - A-BOOT: id imagine its something like jazz vibes
Or whatever it is that sounds like some kind of metal instrument you hit with a mallet....... That is my new true calling and I will become z-list famous after meeting some semi-royal annoying british man and be able to write stupid childrens books just because.
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